Draft Awards

Sadly, another draft has come and gone. Also, sadly our teams aren't posted and I can only remember about 6 of my players. Since there is nothing else to do and the fact that my body doesn't want me to do anything that involves me getting out of my chair, I want to take this time to borrow a page from The Academy and dole out some awards for this past weekend.

Stickiest shoes goes to: No brainer- Pucketteers
Best Artistry: Cowhide Joyride, a baseball diamond in the medium of highlighter
Most beers chugged: Bream Team, in a landslide
Most throwup in a toilet: Bream Team
Most throwup on Charles' Escalade: Bream Team
Most Green Liquid in the beaker that follows you around: Cowhide Joyride
Deepest V on a shirt: Re-Tods
Most outfit changes: Twinks & Bears
Largest rats this side of the Mason-Dixon Line: The bar we ended up at last night
Most times your phone number was given to an Asian Guy: Bream Team (1), 7 others tied at 0
Most food consumed during draft: Pucketteers (Pizza, 2 bags of stale baked cheetos, 3 bags of fresh regular cheetos, scorching hot sausage, a bowl of cool ranch and nacho cheese doritos, 1 hamburger......the fence never stood a chance
First guy topless: Somewhat of a Shocker, Seal Clubbers
Laser Frisbee launcher assassin: Business&Leather
Most well trained former Green Bay Packer: Shitface Dickfarts (Ray Nitschke didn't move an inch in 4 hours)
Best portrayal of a persona via outfit: Pinstripe Pirates (Yankee Jersey with Graybill on back, Frank the Tank undershirt, GoArmy backpack...If I drew a caricature of you, that is exactly what I'd draw)

And now our version of The Oscars' best picture......The award for best draft distraction.

Nominees are: Shitface Dickfarts (a crying baby), Business&Leather (taking forever on picks), Bream Team (wood glue shoe fill), Lord of Nations (pee pants and testicles)

And the winner is.....Lord of Nations....this is his second nomination and first win in this category


Please feel free to add other awards that I may have overlooked